Merry Christmas!

Is Santa's face stupid? It's difficult to judge under the awesomeness of his beard. Your beard, on the other hand, is extremely stupid and only serves to increase the already overwhelming stupidity of the rest of your face.

Fake Update

My brain is feeling as stupid as your face today. I'll have some new facts next week.

The Third Fact About Your Face

Your face also resembles a butt. The butt it resembles is quite stupid!

A Joke

A Learned Man: Knock-Knock.

You: Who's there?

A Learned Man: Your face.

You: Your face who?

A Learned Man: Your face is stupid!