Merchandising Idea!

Remember those shirts that said "I'm With Stupid" and then had an arrow pointing to someone around the wearer? Well I will make MASKS that say that and have that!

Also, I will refer to my masks as faceshirts. I will refer to them as that A LOT! I will walk up to people and ask "What do you think of my super sweet faceshirt?" but they will be crying too hard to respond because my faceshirt has just exposed them to a painful truth.

Disclaimer:
-This product may cause individuals to cry uncontrollably as it exposes them to the painful truth that their face is stupid.

Product Disclaimers

The Red Blood of Jesus Prayerkerchief
-will not wipe the stupid off of your face.

Snuggies
-will free your hands for fluid remote channel interactions, but will also still leave your stupid face exposed to the world.

NuvaRing
-may help prevent future generations of stupid faces from exiting your uterus, but has no effect on faces already in existence.

Kinoki Foot Pads
-should probably just go ahead and be placed on your face. (Wait. That wasn't a disclaimer, was it?)

ShamWow
-kills Scientologists. (Disclaimer or endorsement? Either way your face is still stupid!)

The Bedazzler
-totally will NOT make your jacket look stupid.

A Quick Reminder

Your face is stupid!

I was afraid you might have forgotten that. Did you forget? If you did, I'm glad I was here to help you remember because it is stupid.


Still.


And for all eternity.


Seriously.


Forever.


Do you have anything to eat? I'm kinda hungry. I think I'm going to go grab some food now.


But don't forget about the whole stupid face thing. It's important!