Face The Facts (About Your Face)

It's been a while since I've bothered to update because your stupid faces have been unwilling to be confronted by the facts. They say that ignorance is bliss, but you will never find bliss so long as mirrors exist. A broken mirror may bring you seven years bad luck, yet you would feel like the luckiest person alive if you broke every mirror in existence. What you don't realize, or are unwilling to accept, is the realization that this would only be a fleeting feeling, as it would slowly dawn on you that eyes give a reflection much stronger than any mirror, and every gaze would be telling you that your face is stupid. May God have mercy on your souls, because he certainly didn't have any on your faces!